He just likes going to gay nightclubs to watch his friend Charice sing pop songs. Season 7 runner-up David Archuleta was spotted at a club this weekend, igniting ribald speculation across the Twitterverse. So he was forced to "defend" himself.

SEE?? HA HA HA. All a big misunderstanding! How was he to know that Club 57 is a gay place for gay people?? He just wanted to hear his friend — again, her name is Charice — sing her pretty songs. It wasn't his "kind of place." There's nothing wrong with being gay!! OMG, NOT AT ALL. But like, see, it's just not his cup of tea, not his Mormon Boy Scout (he is actually both things) bag. He definitely eats pizza in the shower. I mean, look at him:

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