Rod Blagojevich may not think so, but he was a bad governor. Luckily, he is entirely self-aware when it comes to how badly he is in need of a computer tutorial. Lesson one? Turning the darn thing on.

A note to the former governor cum reality star: being a politician does not absolve you from not knowing how to type with more than two fingers. Pecking your way across a keyboard is only socially acceptable when you still don't know how to use a knife and fork. Hell, in the age of iCarly's and whatnot, that may not even be the case anymore. Just ask Michael Johnson.