Jay-Z's always been a pretty cagey interviewee, especially regarding the way he won't tout or discuss his working or home relationship with wife Beyonce Knowles with anybody. But he started to loosen up a little on the BBC last night.

And by "loosen up" I mean "make a few good cracks about."

That's it, nothing more. British BBC guy, don't you know? Jay-Z used to sell crack. In Marcy. This guy's probably had to talk his way out of situations you can't even imagine. That's all.

And maybe he did invent The Single Ladies Dance,
and maybe he did have Crazy Awesome Skype Sex With Beyonce While He's On A Jet To London and She's In Peru,
but the truth is
(A) he probably didn't and
(B) you're never going to know either way because he's just better at this than you.

So much so that he feels bad for you. Son.