Mondays are the worst. Everyone hates them and you hate everyone when it is Monday. Luckily we have you, our loyal and would-totally-kill-for-us-if-we-asked-you-nicely commentariat. Here, recognition junkies: Two of our favorite comments from this terrible, terrible Monday.

Steve Jobs is so angry about Twitter and iPads and things. Commenter grubish1 is sort of angry at Steve Jobs:

Apple is completely revolutionizing the way Americans ignore tablet computers.

You know what else everyone hates? Valemtime's Deigh. Except now we're not allowed to hate it anymore. So if we have to do it, at least we can have dirty relations, right BeenGay?

So that's that! Hope you're all happy. See you Tuesday! Which is tomorrow. Sigh.