President Obama delivered his State of the Union address last night, mere hours after Steve Jobs' momentously hyped unveiling of the Apple iPad. Obama's speech was praised for its delivery, while Jobs' presentation fell flat. Here's how to fix it.

Have Obama unveil the iPad, instead! People will be too busy getting all mesmerized by the President's smooth rhetoric to even notice the eight (and counting) things that suck about Apple's latest creation.

See what we mean? Sold.

{Thanks to Jezebel Editor-in-Chief Anna Holmes for the idea!)