As the Letterman-Leno rivalry heated up when both hosts took nasty, personal attacks on each other— Conan continued to trash NBC during his limited time left on The Tonight Show. Gawker.TV's Matt Cherette rounded up all the best parts.


"You get fired, you get another gig! Don't hang around waiting for somebody to drop dead." - David Letterman
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"Infidelity, Viagra, and AARP. What does that get you? David Letterman." - Jay Leno
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"I am just three days from the biggest drinking binge in history."
- Conan O'Brien
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