Killing infidels sure ages a fellow. The FBI just released "age progressed" mugshots of America's most wanted terrorists. You'll be pleased to hear that Osama's luscious pout has withstood the sands of time.

Osama's supple kisser remains thick and youthful, but in his eyes, there is weariness. His hair and beard have gone completely grey; his beard has a brittle, wiry texture due either to old age or a lack of quality hair conditioners in his secret lair.

Bin Laden's westernized mugshot reveals finger waves and a deep crease across his brow suggests many nights spent with his brow deeply knit. One imagines a troubled Osama staring at his reflection in a bathroom mirror. How does this shaving thing work, again? Curse my strict Muslim father. Never taught me this shit.