Rick Perry's a Moron, Wants to Make Sure Texan Kids Are Too 4.74K Ravi Somaiya 01/14/10 05:20AM Filed to: Idiocy Idiocy Gop Republicans Rick Perry The perhaps-secessionist Texas governor refuses to compete for $700m in stimulus money for education. Because he thinks it "smacks of a federal takeover of our public schools." Good one Rick. You've really got one over on the man. [AP]