Cops have closed part of Times Square because a raggedy, tarp-obscured white van has been parked there two days, suspiciously. Well. If you had a parking spot in Times Square you wouldn't move, either. [CBS] UPDATE: Prestigious evacuations!

A tipster tells us Conde Nast is evacuating its headquarters due to a bomb threat (presumably this one). We also hear NASDAQ is evacuating. If you know more about the ongoing terror, email us.

UPDATE 2: They've given the all-clear! Although the lazy Conde Nasties will probably take the day off, claiming palpitations. A tipster sent us this insta-update:

U/D NY| MANHATTAN| *SUSPICIOUS VEHICLE-EVACUATIONS*| MTS PCT| W 42ND ST & BROADWAY| BOMB SQUAD HAS SEARCHED THE VAN AND REPORTING NO EXPLOSIVES OR THREAT. 4 AND 7 TIMES SQUARE WERE EVACUATED, OCCUPANTS WILL BE ALLOWED TO RE-ENTER THE BUILDINGS. NYCSTAFF| (C) BNN | NEWSDESK/NYC712/NYC212/NYC135/NYC548