Child's Terrifying Long Hair is Threat to School, Nation
4-year-olds that decide to grow their hair longer than others are making a statement. That statement is usually "I like my hair long." This elementary school thinks statements like that are reserved for hippie scum and promptly suspends him.
Taylor Pugh—this adorable child—was suspended from school indefinitely for his hair length. Look at his face. Just look at it. His shifty eyes are just buttressed by his even shiftier hair. That kid is SCHEMING.
We, for one, applaud this school for keeping this child away from all of his friends, most likely scarring him socially. Keeping him in his prison/house because the kid chooses to have an outlandish, terrifying haircut was the least they could do.
If there's a list of terrifying things that will shred our nation to pieces and warrants severe punishment, it's hair length. Followed closely by manufacturing homemade bombs to blow up oprhanages.