Well well, if it isn't the Federal Trade Commission, deciding now—after all American children have already starred on 'The Biggest Loser'—that there should be some rules about marketing unhealthy foods to kids. What foods? You will be amazed!

The foods and beverages that could be affected if the proposed marketing restrictions became law include most sodas, candies, cookies, cereals and
***some types of yogurt***[!!!]

Emphasis ours. Yogurt: America's shame. Everything you know is a lie.
[WSJ. Pic: Flickr]