Drunk Woman Steals an Ambulance, Gives World's Best Sound Bite
A drunken woman is determined to see her ex-boyfriend. She won't let something petty like being arrested for drunk driving AND a hit-and-run stop her. She'll just steal the ambulance and take it for a joy ride.
You have to applaud this woman's absolute determination to do something extremely stupid in order to see her ex-boyfriend and probably do something even more stupid.