The Way We Live Now: Caveman billionaire style. Here's the difference between a normal billionaire and a recession-era cavemen billionaire: All caveman billionaire needs is a nice woman, rich hockey teams, and a job at the W hotel.

Two brothers so poor they're living in a cave outside Budapest just found out that their "long lost grandmother" may have left them a fortune worth more than $6 billion. How you like them now, ladies? "If all of this works out, it will certainly make up for the life we have had until now . . . No women would look at us living in a cave," one brother said.

Ooooo, but everything changes when $6 billion comes in the picture, eh? Gurl U no U rong. Before I was a caveman billionaire, I was just a caveman. Before I was a caveman billionaire, I was one of 11,000 people applying for 400 jobs at the W Hotel. Before I was a caveman billionaire, I was a bankrupt Texas oysterman. Before I was a caveman billionaire, I couldn't even sell my used clothes for cash. Before I was a caveman billionaire, I owned a hockey team in Canada but sold out before currency fluctuation would have put me well in the red.

Before I was a caveman billionaire, I was...me.

Gurl U no I can buy U mad clothes now. Gurl this caveman billionaire wanna holla at U.