It's your lucky day, Gawker readers, because we are running one of our patented "contests," and the winner of the dubious prize could you be you! This one involves Conde Nast. But any idiot can enter. It's easy.

All you have to do is guess,

1. Which will be the next two Conde Nast titles to be eliminated? And,
2. When will they go?

Put your guesses in the comments. The person who gets the first question right wins; in the event of a tie, we'll go to the second question. As pessimists, we figure that Conde's budget cuts will force it to start folding its weaker mags, inevitably, over the next few months. If we're wrong, we're wrong. But we don't think it should take too long.

We haven't formalized the prize just yet, but rest assured that it will be something! In addition to being recognized as a media death genius here, on this website, I've been instructed to say that there's a "possibility" of maybe having breakfast with Nick Denton at Balthazar. If we can convince him. If not, maybe...breakfast with a lowlier Gawker Media employee! No matter what, it will be a prize to be treasured, as well as remembered. Put your guesses in the comments now!

Conde Nast employees especially encouraged to enter.