Just like the Hobo New York Times, USA Today now has its own wine club. But! Theirs has "a unique twist." No cliches? No, that's not it!

[The] USA TODAY Wine Club will feature USA TODAY reader tasting panels throughout the country selecting wines for the club. The quarterly pack features wines sourced by experts and chosen by USA TODAY readers.

Who better to select your wine than USA Today readers, pictured? The newspaper industry, ladies and gentlemen. This is it.