You could be the proud new owner of The Madoffs' Montauk beach estate, for the low low price of $8.75 million or so! Click through for a photographic tour of your future party pad—including the sexxxy room!

The front of the house thing!

The porch!

The dining room!

The living room!

The kitchen!

The master bathroom!

The pool!

Where the magic happens!

[Pics: AP]