America's Future First Couple 4.18K Hamilton Nolan 08/03/09 10:34AM Filed to: Donny Deutsch Donny Deutsch sarah palin Morning Joe Media Television Love Romance Couples Bronzed god Donny Deutsch would like to take Sarah Palin on a date. After the date he would like to bone her, marry her, and rule the nation together from atop a gleaming pile of salmon.