The guy who pretended to be the father of Rielle Hunter's child with John Edwards is shopping a book! It might be a picture book. All of the pictures are of John and this mystery baby.

Boy, you gotta feel for John Edwards, right? He probably just wanted some no-strings campaign sex with an uninhibited crazy woman. Who could've known Rielle Hunter (born Lisa Druck, aka Lisa Jo Hunter and Rielle Jaya James Druck) would get knocked up, believe his "love" nonsense, and demand to have his damn baby! If only Senator Edwards hadn't been so damn handsome, charming, and concerned about poverty when no one else seemed to care. If only his father hadn't been a mill worker.

Anyway. Last year, Rielle had this baby girl, and the Enquirer said John Edwards was the father of this baby girl, but a couple months before Rielle had moved in with married Edwards staffer Andrew Young and his family, and Andrew said it was his baby, though he was not on the birth certificate. Why are there so many schmucks determined to "protect" this idiot man-child Senator at the cost of their own dignity? Who knows. The hair probably.

That was then, though, and this is now. Now, according to The Daily Beast, Andrew Young is now shopping this book, about how the late Fred Baron paid him to take in Rielle Hunter and her baby, and pretend it was his. Publishers are pretending they don't want to touch this book because of sympathy for Elizabeth Edwards, but we have seen no evidence of that sympathy.

Honestly Young should probably just sell the pictures to the Enquirer and leave the book-writing to Dean Koontz and Malcolm Gladwell.