If you're going to spend $255 on crib for your spawn, you might as well do it ironically, right?

Here we have the Album de Famiglia design collection customizable cardboard cot (brown), a.k.a. a cardboard box. No, really:

Delivered flat-packed, very easy to assemble...You can decide to keep it plain - simply stamped with the brand's logo on the side - for the super chic industrial living look. Or you can customize it, paint it, or simply decorate it with your child's name.

Hey, do whatever you want to it. It's a cardboard box! Neal Pollack probably has dozens of these. Rock-n-roll, yall. Yours for only $255. Fits little Lorenzo and his evil twin.
[via Mamaista]