Woe is Perez Hilton, in many ways. His marketing firm put together such a neat Powerpoint show to get companies to sponsor his birthday party last weekend. How did that go?

Here's a picture from the red carpet, and we use that term in its most not-literal sense, of Perez's party last year. Sponsors pictured: Series Skincare For Men, Roberto Cavalli Vodka, Burger King, K-Y.


Here's a photo from this year's party. Sponsors pictured: Alize.
That's a 75% decrease in the number of sponsors! One could argue that having both Burger King and K-Y sponsor your birthday party is disgusting, and anything would be an improvement on that combo. But we bet the marketing firm would disagree.
Also, his party seems to have relaxed its shoe standards.
[Previously; Pics by Getty]