Along with jive, I speak fluent Courtney- or rather have honed my interpretive skills in reading her Internet missives nigh a decade now, and she gargles libel upon waking at 5pm. Seriously, she's a treasure, and I'm surprised it's took this long for someone to sue.

(Her most harrowing post years ago was a venomous j'accuse where she claimed funeral home employees trimmed Cobain's pubic hair as a souvenir. She quickly deleted it but the ghastliness was already scorched on my brain.)