Private things you'll discuss publicly today: a ratlike fashion editor, a cokey former tabloid editor, a star's cheating husband, a gay TV icon who likes pee, and an OCD celeb:

1) "WHICH high-powered fashion editor has been given the nickname 'Hamster'? Seems the fat she had pumped into her lips made her resemble the toothy rodent." [P6]

2) "WHICH former tabloid editor asked his reporters to hunt down celeb coke dealers so that 'he could say he does the same blow that the celebs do?'" [P6]

3) "WHICH TV star's fight with her man started because of his wandering eye? Seems she didn't pay enough attention to him, so he found someone else who did." [P6]

4) "Which closeted TV icon enjoys 'watersports' in his bedroom? His steady stream of gentleman callers are a little grossed out by it." [Gatecrasher]

5) "Which OCD celeb is so scared of germs that she insists on having her toilet replaced in every hotel she stays in?" [Mirror]