Happy 15th anniversary of Tanya Harding being a famous person! Let's celebrate with an inexplicable and vitriolic interview with Tonya in which she is very outraged that President Obama said her name, once!

Ms. Harding is one of the saddest scandal celebrities of the miserable Clinton era, which is saying something, and despite the fact that her name has been a punchline for fifteen years, she still is all "I didn't come here to make friends you don't know me" about a passing jokey reference to the time she had a rival skater kneecapped.

But she does thank the president for reminding people who she is. Larry Summers, Eric Holder, and now Tanya Harding—is there any Clinton-era relic Mr. "Change" won't dust off and sell to the American people?