Those recordings of Barack Obama cussing for his book are being squandered. After three whole weeks there are barely any juvenile mashups! Apprently we have to get the ball rolling.

Backstory: To record the audio version of his memoir Dreams From My Father, Obama had to say things like, "There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you." Ha! The president just swore. Automatic huge meme, right? Apparently not, even though this kind of thing seems like perfect blogger kibble.

So here's Gawker video guru Mike Byhoff's vision of Obama leveling with America about the budget, just like his high school buddy "Ray" might. (NSFW, obvs.) This is what real straight talk looks like, sorry-ass motherfuckers.

(A fuller compilation of the president's swearing is below, for kicks.)