Martha Stewart's show today was all about pot! Pot pot pot! Jimmy Fallon was there, and he talked about pot! But right in the middle of the winky-drug jokes GOD INTERVENED.

And thank Him for it! Martha was all slurring her way through the first of what was to be an hour of weird drug double-entendres (Jimmy was going to make chili in a CROCK-POT, see?), but no, time to listen to Cardinal Egan introduce the new archbishop instead.