· We're not sure what it is they're cooking on Late Night, but it requires some extra-salty language. (Tee hee!)

· You thought he dead, but he no dead. The Bachelor rides again.
· Lady in the red dress, you can leave now. Hugh and Oscar would like to be alone.
· A pair of bored-looking black cats wearing F.E.A.R. 2 tanktops will be striking that very thing into the hearts of Londoners this Friday the 13th.
· Here you are, America: A pretty reliable leaked list of your Idol Top 36. We seriously cannot believe Charles Nelson Reilly made it. Judy Garland made it, too! Ugh.
· Uh, who the hell was shooting Casey Affleck stripping at airport security, and why does that make us fear for our own safety?