America's queen turns 45 today! Sarah Palin, not Latifah. She's almost as old as Alaska's very statehood! We already gave her our present (bad advice). But she also has a present for America:

Alaska Atty. Gen. Talis Colberg, who defended Gov. Sarah Palin's administration in the "Troopergate" abuse-of-power investigation, resigned Tuesday in what he said was the "best interest" of the state.

Ha, it's the resignation of her top, corrupt legal adviser, who told Palin's husband there was no need for him to comply with those pesky subpoenas. Just what we wanted! Okay Sarah, next year you give us a sex scandal, and we'll give you some spare change.