M.I.A. To Give Birth Live, at Grammy's!

Rapper—uh, excuse me: artist—M.I.A. is due to give birth to her first kid on Sunday. She's also due to perform on the Grammy's that night. She figures she'll be late, so she's gonna perform.

"They say that you're often late the first time, so I'm planning to go," she tells USA Today.

So, good for her? She's already lectured us about how she's going to have a natural birth, like a poor person. So I guess if she just goes into labor right there on stage that would sorta be like a natural birth. Sheryl Crow could be the midwife or something.

Just don't write some headline like "Musician's Baby Drops at Awards Show." She doesn't like the M word: "I still never say I'm a musician - I'm an artist. You're an artist first; the medium is second."

Noted!