Merman Michael Phelps "Caught" Smoking Bong

Swimmer savant Michael Phelps caught taking a monster bong hit by News Of the World. Safe to say his Olympic career is donezo.

Knowing Phelps he'll probably parlay this into four thousand handjobs meanwhile poor George Obama is sitting in a Nairobi jail. Justice, you wench! Though, I do give props to Phelps: It looks like a water bong.

World Exclusive: 14 Times Olympic Gold Medal Winner Michael Phelps Caught With Bong Cannabis Pipe [News of the World]
Exclusive: Michael Phelps Caught Smoking a Bong [Star]

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