By now we think you know how this goes: We give you the censored gossip item, you fill in the missing word. On today's show: Twilight and PrivacyWatch star, Robert Pattinson.

Says the magazine's Gatecrasher:

While out in L.A. before "Twilight" debuted, the big-screen hottie questioned a girl about her body parts, an insider tells us.

"She just stared at him, blankly." Pattinson then reportedly said, "If I could, I'd have a - on the inside of my elbow so I could lick it all day long."

Best suggestion wins a Ziploc baggie full of Pattinson's hair clippings*.

*We make no guarantees about their authenticity, or even if they come from a head.