Thanks to the truncated holiday schedule, this special edition of Comments of the Week actually honors the last two weeks. But what a prize: a beloved blogspot with few tears or scratches! So, who won?

· HwoodHills on Did George Clooney Spend Two Nights In Paris?: George: "Did you see BURN AFTER READING?"

Paris: "No. It has reading in it."

· kookla on Griffin Vs. Clark: Dicks A-Plenty On New Year's Eve: I was sure if there were balls dropped in Times Square it was going to be one of the Jonas Brothers.

· metroville on 'Doubt' Reminded Harry Knowles of the Time He Was Whipped Until He Bled Over A False Incest Charge: I'm more taken aback by the revelation that Harry Knowles appears to have been born during the 19th century.

· Old No.7 on Zac Efron: The Fruity Keepsake Ornament: Take note that the Vanessa Hudgens ornament package has been previously opened many, many times.

· el smrtmnky on Was Balthazar Getty Fired From 'Brothers & Sisters'?: Oh, Battlestar Getty! Didn't you get the memo? Bros before Hos.

Congratulations to our new corporate overlords! Please be gentle.