Tina Fey agreed to be Lorne Michaels' awkward circus monkey at gathering of Albany lawmakers discussing TV production tax credits. "She seemed incredibly uncomfortable... Someone said, ‘Do a Sarah Palin!' and she did a Sarah Palin." Cringe. [NYM]
Tom Cruise is dying to revive his Sumner Redstone impersonation from Tropic Thunder. [Scoop]
Jennifer Aniston was desperately seeking any piece of young man flesh before reuniting with John Mayer. As though that wasn't obvious after she reunited with John Mayer. [P6]
Britney Spears was trying to defy her dad and win her independence by eating just one "protest" meal per day, but abandoned this disturbingly insane plan to eat a greasy hamburger and fries at a fast-food joint.
The screenwriter behind Pulp Fiction was charged with gross vehicular manslaughter. [Daily Star]
