God, last weekend's Miami art-fest looked just as miserable as the art market is feeling right now—especially when narrated by an 18-year-old homeless-looking hipster CobraSnake It Girl.

Some people just make us hate art and Nylon mag, even though we usually like them for their downtown oh-so-cool fashion cred. What do we learn about Art Basel through Kennedy's eyes? Well, we go to Walgreens, see a band, get bored, and begin to question the existence and point of Internet video content. Is it really worth it?

Remember, though! This girl is working ("working") in media and you (and I) are not. Maybe we will go work for her.