Mary-Kate's Eyeliner Permanently Smudged On Account of the Constant Tears Over The Strife of Never Knowing Whatever Happened to Predictability

[That's Mary-Kate Olsen, star of the critically beloved "Winning London" (I'm a critic, right?), at a movie screening in New York last night; image via WENN]

CodePink's new line beats the original, "Master Allows Me to Leave the Castle Just Once a Year..."