Here is Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher, the man who won the election for John McCain, doing a bizarre ad of some kind for some sort of outfit that will charge your grandma money to hook up her digital tv converter. Listen, we gave you some easy advice on how to leverage your ever-diminishing fame: get to plumbing! So why this? Because of national security.

The DTV transition affects the public safety of the United States, so it’s imperative that all Americans come together and learn all we can about the DTV transition.

So Joe the Plumber, who is not a licensed plumber or skilled worker of any kind nor even particularly intelligent, will come to your house and fix your TV personally, in next week's exciting installment of "Joe the Plumber Is Not Invited on Cable Networks As Often These Days Theater." In related news, Ashley Todd would like you to purchase a commemorative "backwards 'B'" silver-dollar coin. Joe The Plumber’s Life Officially Becomes Off-Putting David Lynch Film [Wonkette]