Women as Shallow as Men, Says Dating Site
You might imagine that, after scanning guys' dating profiles, women would be turned off by the douche who's so proud of his gym-honed abs that he poses shirtless. But scientifically-collated data begs to differ: Dating site OKCupid has found that men whose profile photos include a shirtless shot get more responses—but only if they're the proud possessors of a six-pack. Otherwise, it's best to unveil your flabby love handles in person, duh.
Needless to say, if you're a woman, you should hoik your boobs up to your chin for the camera: there's a direct correlation between cleavage-exposure and number of responses, says OKCupid.
In conclusion: If you want to get a date in time for Valentine's day, just put pride, decorum, and dignity aside and adopt D.J. Pauly D or JWoww as your role model.