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• Renee Zellweger is going to be spending the holidays with Bradley Cooper's family in Philadelphia. Meanwhile, Bradley Cooper's ex-wife, Jennifer Esposito, is now engaged to Australian tennis player Mark Philippoussis. So everyone's happy, right? Well, except for Jennifer Aniston, that is. [NYDN, People]
• Speaking of happy couples, now that they've supposedly inked their pre-nup, Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom went out and inked themselves with each other's initials, too. Marriage after just a couple months, now matching tattoos... what could possibly go wrong? [People]
• Madonna planted a tree to kick off construction of her new girls' school in Malawi. She wore heels. And she looked awkward. [AP]
• At Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner's wedding on Sunday, guests were given a gift bag containing a book in Hebrew and flip-flops with a tag that read "Ivanka and Jared—what a pair." Of course, that's a step up from the wedding invitations which contained a promotional flyer for one of Donald Trump's golf courses. [NYP]

• The woman who Justin Timberlake got a restraining order against last week, Karen Jane McNeil, seems to have a history with this sort of thing: She'd already been barred from going near the members of Metallica, and she spent a year in prison for violating a judge's order that she stay away from Axl Rose. [TMZ]
• Last week, Rosie O'Donnell insisted that she was still living with wife Kelli Carpenter. Now she confirms they have split up and are now living separately. But that she also says she hasn't jumped back into the dating game just yet, so don't get any ideas, ladies. [MSNBC]
• ESPN analyst Steve Phillips was fired over the weekend. Now "tubby temptress" Brooke Hundley, the 22-year-old girl who had an affair with Phillips and then took a trip to crazytown, has been let go as well. [NYP]
• One of the girls that was part of the gang that burglarized the homes of stars like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton was in the middle of filming a reality show for E! called Home-Schooling with the Arlingtons. Priceless. [People]
• Ever the classy one, Amy Winehouse was late to a British awards show but then "accidentally" flashed her fake boobs on the way out. [DM]
• Chris Brown has been getting emotional on Twitter and recently posted a link to a montage featuring him and Rihanna in happier days: "For the fellas: showing emotion doesn't make u weak... being honest makes you strong." We're pretty sure this isn't going to get him out of performing all those hours of community service, but who knows. [MSNBC]
• Teen Vogue editor Amy Astley is reportedly developing a reality show about the mag. It'll be just like The Hills. But different. [P6]
• Mad Men's Elizabeth Moss and Saturday Night Live's Fred Armisen were married Sunday on Long Island. [People]
• Roman Polanski's victim, Samantha Geimer, is said to be experiencing "health-related issues" as a result of all the media attention and her lawyer wants everyone to leave her alone. He says she'd also like to see the authorities in California drop the charges against Polanski. [AP]
• Those reports that Jennifer Aniston is going to host a talk show on Oprah Winfrey's cable channel? Not true, says her rep. [Us]
• Did you catch that clip last week of Scientology spokesman Tommy Davis storming out of an interview with Nightline's Martin Bashir when he was asked a question he didn't like? Yea, well, he later showed up at ABC's studios 45 minutes before the show was set to air to demand the footage get scrapped from the story. He was denied. [P6]