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Listen up, aspiring actors and musicians! On August 28th, you can forget the fact you're waiting tables and you don't have an agent and delude yourself into thinking you're a star! A company called EL-Nightlife is holding an event called "A Walk Down the Red Carpet." If you've ever wanted to "feel and look like a celebrity for the night," you'll be thrilled to hear that EL-Nightlife is now making it happen. Because "anyone can purchase tickets for $40 and elevate them selves [sic] to super-star [sic] status." Details on this exciting event, the absurd press release, and some background on the illustrious founder of EL-Nightlife, Grigorij "Greg" Richters, after the jump.

As you can see from the EL-Nightlife website, "Greg" knows what it's like to be on the A-list.

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The press release says it'll cost you $40 to feel like Brad Pitt for a few minutes. That's a pretty good deal, because it's normally priced at $120.

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Here's what you can expect to find when you turn up on August 28th. And don't say you're not going. You are. Admit it.

EL-Nightlife Presents A Walk Down the Red Carpet Event

Anyone can purchase tickets for $40 and elevate them selves
to super-star status

On August 29th, 2009 come and walk the red carpet in style. EL-Nightlife, the most exclusive party service in the world, will be hosting a spectacular evening starting with A Walk Down the Red Carpet. National press, paparazzi, and on-camera interviews will all be a part of the night and the overall experience.

The evening will begin at 10:00 pm on the red carpet in front of the Bowery Wine Company at 13, East 1st street where celebrities and guests will begin their night having their pictures taken, being swarmed by fans and giving interviews to the press along the red carpet.

This is an entirely new level of nightlife. The Red Carpet event brings people of all industries together. It allows for up and coming industry professionals to mingle and network with managers and decision makers.

This is an amazing chance for actors, musicians and others to gain media exposure while giving some people simply the chance to feel and look like a celebrity for the night.

Please contact us with any questions and if you are interested in covering the event.