It's time for Comments of the Week, and boy, do we have a prize for our five finest wits. We've managed to secure an intimate evening for each of you with Gary Busey's dog! We warn you, though: while Snowball doesn't eat much, he likes to stay up late and bark a lot about nothing in particular. Now, on to the comments! · scroll_lock on CAA's Bryan Lourd to Carrie Fisher: 'Your Codeine Made Me Gay': "This is just like the time I OD'ed on St. Joseph's Baby Aspirin and woke up as Rip Taylor. Confetti is a bitch to vacuum up." · Old No.7 on Samuel L. Jackson on Obama: 'Nobody Wants to See an Angry Black Man': "Nobody wants to see an angry black man? Then explain why Whoopi is so popular on The View."· NoWireHangers on Lesbian Starlet Supply Tainted By Roosevelt's Corpse-Water Pool: "Oh please, a corpse is no worse than what's usually in that pool." · OldTowneTavern on Toronto 30 Rock Ad Interrupted By Porn: "Nancy Cottenden [said], 'We acted very fast to get it off.' My, my but those Canadians are some truth telling people." · Scrumptrulescent on Watch Joe Biden Dunk Elaine On America's #1 Married-Lesbian Talk Show: "We all know Ellen would have hit it on the first throw." Congratulations to this week's top five!