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• Poor J. Lo. She threw a big 40th birthday party for herself over the weekend and some guests actually had the nerve to show up late! [NYDN]
• It's been a rough ride for Kate Major, the former Star reporter who said she was Jon Gosselin were in love. On Saturday, Gosselin said he was single; on Sunday, the tabloids suggested Major was a former escort. So now she's supposedly planning to get revenge by writing a tell-all. [People, NYDN, NYDN]
• In other Gosselin news, he was seen buying himself $950 wingtips over the weekend, or "two pairs of shoes for each of his kids." [P6]
• Although they've been dating for months now (and haven't exactly been doing a very good job of keeping their relationship a secret), Kate Hudson and A-Rod went public with their romance on Saturday. [NYDN]

• Is John Travolta losing his mind? Is he planning to give up Scientology? That's what some people are saying, it seems. [DM]
• French president Nicolas Sarkozy collapsed while jogging over the weekend. But he's going to be fine, so worry not. [AP]
• Amy Winehouse was acquitted of assault on Friday. But now that she and Blake Fielder-Civil are divorced, Fielder-Civil is using it as an occasion to share stories of some of Amy's greatest hits with the press. [People, DM]
• Remember Octo-Mom? She's back. Nadya Suleman has signed a deal which will pay her each of her 14 kids $250 a day to star in a reality show. [Us]
• Kendra Wilkinson of the Girls Next Door fame is writing a memoir. [People]
• Bar Refaeli was spotted with a new man, now that she's no longer with Leonardo DiCaprio. He's Ricardo Mansur, a Brazilian polo player. [People]
• Former American Idol contestant Alexis Cohen was killed in a hit and run incident over the weekend. Now the police have arrested the driver. [NYDN]
• Paris Hilton would like to make it clear that she was the inspiration for Michael Jackson's decision to name his daugther Paris. Make a note of it. [Sun]