• Britney Spears' last tour led to $34 million and a descent into insanity. This time around she just wants the money. [Billboard]
  • Madonna agreed to a duet with Lindsay Lohan. What could possibly go wrong? [Star]
  • John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston's previously-reported rekindling included dinner at La Esquina Sunday, the Post would like you to know. [P6]
  • Jailed OJ Simpson is supposedly going through painkiller withdrawal. And presumably experiencing stabbing pain as a result. [National Enquirer]
  • Naomi Campbell doesn't even know what a safeword is. [Egotastic]