Professional Stepford wife Katie Holmes was once an actress, despite what the three-year gap in her IMDb profile may indicate (like America, we are choosing to forget about Mad Money). Somehow, though, the boyfriend jean advocate managed to sneak away from her duties as Ms. Kate Cruise to shoot an episode of Eli Stone airing October 21 — and a just-released clip shows a dancing, singing Holmes begging to be hit hard (perhaps that would explain those mysterious bruises?).Though we're excited for Holmes's return to television, our thoughts, as ever, turn to her husband Tom Cruise. Will he celebrate the Eli Stone premiere by driving his motorcycle into each and every Nielsen-equipped home, or will he force Holmes to run three consecutive marathons, then change into a stunning evening gown and heels for the first TiVo'd airing at Gold Base?