Kelly Cutrone's reality show, Kell on Earth, doesn't debut for a few months, but that isn't stopping her from billing herself as a "Bravo reality star" on her "Bluefly video blog." (She described herself as a "star of The Hills and The City" until recently; presumably now that Bravo's paying her big bucks to do a show of her own, the network would prefer she avoid references to the competition.)

In her latest video, Cutrone declares the headband trend dead, although the "Michelle Obama bringing back Camelot" head kerchief is totally hot. And you should make sure you've buried your cowboy boots in the back of the closet and have you have your collection of open-toed shoes ready for summer. And what is Kelly, herself, wearing while she says all this? Cowboy boots, of course. As she explains at the end of the video, being totally out of style is totally in style, and "pretty much everything I just said is now cancelled."

If you were wondering if Kelly's new series was going to be a bit on the schizo side, we're thinking it's safe to say the answer is yes.