Click to viewBoomp3.com Recently resurrected pop star Britney Spears looks like she has succumbed to her old vices as she was spotted double fisting frappuccinos outside of a chain coffee store over the weekend. The staff at the major chain seemed unsure about selling the second adult milkshake to the recovering singer, but Spears assured them that the second drink was for a friend out in her SUV. The coffee team quickly regretted their decision as Spears pounded one of her drinks like an inexperienced Chico State student at his first keg party. One of the employees said, “I should’ve known that she wasn’t going to share. She doesn’t look like somebody that would share. Now, Julianne Moore? That’s a woman who’ll split a pizza with you.” [Photo Credit: X17] *A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.