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The story that Google was going to buy videogame publisher Valve "any second now," floated by U.K. tech tabloid The Inquirer this morning, is a "complete fabrication," according to Valve executive Doug Lombardi, pictured here. Sorry, Inquirer — I certainly know how it feels when wronged by a "WELL PLACED SOURCE." Maybe demote them to lowercase next time you float their rumor? [MTV Multiplayer Blog]