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Possibly the most unfortunate name to have at the moment: Bernie Madoff, of course. A man named Bernard Jeffrey Madoff says his phone has been ringing off the hook the last few weeks, calls that have come "at all hours of the day and night," from "people who were either upset or unhinged or both." For the record, though, he doesn't pronounce his name the same way. He goes with MAD-off, not MADE-off. [NYT]