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Bernie is going to jail! The judge just ruled that Bernie Madoff will not be able to go home pending sentencing, a ruling that generated a round of applause in the courtroom. And guess what? It seems Madoff isn't going to be very popular when he heads over to the Metropolitan Correctional Center in a few minutes. Apparently, Madoff "may have to fight off prison inmates who want to squeeze him for money or blame him for the Wall Street crash." [Bloomberg]