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If you've been following the Bernie Madoff affair and you don't have much to do today, Vanity Fair's 13,000-word article on the disgraced money manager, which appears in the April issue, is now online. It's a bit long, yes, but it's full of all sorts of lurid details (and a few fun photos, too, like the one on the left.) Oh, and in case you've been in suspense, Bernie's fave meal at his fave restaurant, Primola, consisted of a "small salad, chicken scarpiello and Diet Coke or red wine." Good to know! [VF]