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People has a cheery interview with Michelle Obama planned for the next issue. What great insights can you look forward to? We summarized the weighty piece of political journalism so you can focus on the stories that really matter, like that Octo-mom lady or whatever:

  • Michelle says she has dinner with Barack and the kids every night. Well, unless he happens to be traveling, obviously.
  • She says her marriage is "strong" but "not perfect."
  • She and the president wake up at 5:30am and hit the White House gym.
  • Malia and Sasha then join them for a "mean waffles and grits" breakfast.
  • The girls have the same chores they had back when they lived in Chicago.
  • The White House dog will arrive before April 1.
  • Michelle favors getting an "older" Portuguese Water dog.
  • A Labradoodle, however, is still a possibility.
  • Rejected dog names thus far: Frank and Moose

Michelle Obama: White House Dog Coming Soon! [People]
INSIDE MICHELLE OBAMA'S WHITE HOUSE [NYP]