Uh oh! Looks like it's time for another blind-item guessing game. Glamour's "Smitten" blog has a new "series of real women’s stories about their awkward sexual experiences." Um, sounds like a great book proposal for a new anthology! (Note to self: has this been done yet? Call agent.) Today, we learn about a "horribly awkward sexual experience" from a "hilarious 29-year-old editor in New York." So, uh, what happened? And more importantly, who is it?

"I mean, I’m an idiot, I should have said, "Look I’m not that into this." But it was like getting caught in a lie. I’m not going to be like, "Guess what? You spent the last 45 minutes munching box, and I’m not that into it." We fell asleep and I thought, thank God it’s over. But the next morning, he went right back down south. As soon as I woke up, my eyes were like starting to open, and I was like, "This is a joke." I just wanted to get out of there. This guy thinks it’s like a gift from God, but it’s absolute torture."

Oh. Good to know! The editor's note: "This woman is now older, wiser and happily married." Well, that's no fun.